Hurricane Gustav has formed into a CAT 3. It is headed towards the LA coast line and BR is getting ready. I’m the only manager opening on Sunday and Monday so I’m a little freaked, but life will go on.
To ease the fear I’ve created a list of things my sign would say if I was stranded on my rooftop after a flash flood, seeing as how BR floods all the time…
1. “I slept through the hurricane.” —Totally possible.
2. “Stop filming me and get down and save me!”—darn media
3. “Wanna go for a swim? I woke up and had a pool.”
4. “Gustav I’m still standing!”
5. “No one is allowed to say ‘I told you so’!”
