December 2010
1 post
The Weight of Glory
“The books or the music in which we thought the beauty was located will betray us if we trust to them; it was not in them, it only came through them, and what came through them was longing. These things– the beauty, the memory of our own past– are good images of what we really desire; but if they are mistaken for the thing itself, they turn into dumb idols, breaking the hearts of their...
November 2010
2 posts
I gave up Facebook and Twitter (Coffee and...
I recently decided to see how productive I could be without Facebook and Twitter. I still find myself thinking in 160 character limits and wanting to update my Facebook status with random nonsense. I’ll probably reactivate them eventually, I’m a radicalist and never will be, but in all honesty, I’ve accomplished much more in the real world without having to worry about checking...
Swamp People — The Cajun Experience — History.com... →
October 2010
1 post
The Best Case Scenario Survival Handbook for...
HOW TO:
Dodge potholes
o Learn which side of the street to drive on to avoid the worst of them
o Bring extra tires (at least 8)
Survive stranded in a 3 month old snow bank
o Break out the Johnnie Walker Red
o Have an extra pair of red underwear for signaling
Eat a proper steak
o The word “Omaha” must preface the word steak
o Literally compare it to butter
Shuck corn
o ...
June 2010
1 post
Will you take the pledge?
November 2009
1 post
February 2009
1 post
TOP SECRET!! Mission: Cat the Bob
WARNING: This blog will explode immediately after reading. If you choose to finish reading it then the L.I.A. (Lack of Intelligence Agency) is not responsible for the destruction of your hardware (ie. your pc, laptop or cellular device).
From the TOP SECRET: Wendy Files, your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to acquire a Bob Cat (by natural means) and drop it off at the Ice Cream...
January 2009
1 post
The Miss Gas Mask Pageant of 2009
The Unofficial First Non-Annual Miss Gas Mask Pageant of 2009 Current mood: breezy Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping
Introducing the First Non-Annual Unofficial Miss Gass Mask Pageant of 2009 sponsored unofficially by the Womens Gas Mask Owners of America a renowned group made up on the spot just for the purpose of this blog.
Let me introduce you to this year’s contestants:
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December 2008
1 post
October 2008
2 posts
My Unofficial Report on the State of the Economy
My Unofficial Report on the Sate of the Economy:
Disclaimer: I know the real meaning of economy and this in no way reflects that. This is a satire designed to entertain the masses (even if it is only one person at a time.)
“An economy is the realized social system of production, exchange, distribution, and consumption of goods and services of a country or other area. A given economy is the end...
Llamas and Great Danes
Introducing Pico, the world famous spitting Llama!
Okay so all Llamas spit…but not all of them are amazing or named Pico!
You are invited, by personal invitation only to witness the first ever…
World Famous Spit Bubble Contest
October 5th, 2008 6:00 AM Sharp!
Pico Vs. Tinkerbell
Contestant Bios:
Tinkerbell is a 3 year old Great Dane from Mississippi who prides herself on...
August 2008
2 posts
